![]() KENNY WOOLARD Customer Service/Production |
The history of Kenny's true origin is uncertain. What we do know is that he was found at the approximate age of 3 or 4 years old by a cane farmer in the hills of Columbia. He spoke only animalistic utterances, and had no known linguistic abilities. His demeanor mimicked a wild dog, walking like a quadrapedal animal and using most of his communication through sent. The farmer raised him as best as he could, but Kenny ran away from the farmer at around the age of 6, due to the overwhelming confusion of adapting to living with humans in a relatively modern world. Kenny made his way through Panama after working as a slave to thieves selling stolen computers from America on the black market, where he was sold to the Mexican Mafia to work as a "Mule". Kenny was able to pick up some English and Spanish from other slaves felling pity for him, because he had been terribly picked on and abused by his owners. After an unsuccessful try as a musician, Kenny decided to move to orange County where he found a job driving for Page One. He quickly picked up the nature of the digital printing industry, and developed better communication skills working in customer service where he first met Damion. The first time Damion and Kenny met, Damion called Kenny a retard for not being able to do a simple job and get a critical job out on time. Little did Kenny know. Damion was beginning to shape him into his little soldier to use in his diabolical plan to take over the world of graphic design. Kenny developed a keen interest in snowboarding from looking at the pictures of a magazine while crashing a house party in Costa Mesa.
Soon he won the hearts of the crowd by doing his version of the African Anteater Ritual, and developed long lasting friendships.
Kenny began to have many interest in people and the world. His mind began to wander aimlessly in the clouds for awhile until fate would have it, that Damion and Kenny would meet again. |