Colin Freeman began his life somewhere at the end of nineteen-hundred and seventy-nine. Not knowing what to do from that point on he spent countless hours doodling away with any marking medium he could come across. Colin studied graphic design at a small private institution called Platt College. It was not renowned for being the best of graphic design schools but the accelerated manner of the coursework help him to maintain interest in going at all.

After college Colin was seeking freelance employment and was offered a part-time job by Damion. It didn't make much sense for him to drive forty minutes to work just to stay half of the day though. So Colin was eventually made into a full-time employee and given more work to do. By some stroke of bad luck Colin taught himself to build web pages and the news spread like wildfire. Now Colin sits up to his ears in lines of code and internet terminology that he must carefully avoid using in any social situation for risk of being shunned forever.

When Colin isn't busy throwing footballs at Kenny's head or playing the Twilight Zone pinball machine he tries to get out and ride his bicycle or take photographs of unsuspecting women. Colin has also created a handful of animated Flash movies which we have refrained from showing here for fear of loss of your business. If you should see Colin beyond the confines of the design studio please notify your local authorities.